4 months ago on 17 January 2012 @ 12:42pm + 2,440 notes
via emilymaddox7 (originally emilymaddox7)

Because Glee is really the Let's-All-Pee-On-Kurt show.

  • Kurt: When will Finn love me?
  • Ryan: Never. He's straight.
  • Kurt: Can I stop being bullied at least?
  • Ryan: No, it's only going to get worse as the season progresses.
  • Kurt: Well...At least I have my dad.
  • Ryan: Lol wait until Grilled Cheesus.
  • Kurt: Is he going to be okay?
  • Ryan: Eventually. I should probably let you meet a cute guy to make up for it.
  • Kurt: Awesome! When do we date?
  • Ryan: You don't. He's straight, too.
  • Kurt: Well whose gay?
  • Ryan: You know that bully? Karofsky? The one that pushes you into lockers all the time and makes your life a living hell? Yeah, well, he's going to force himself on you, stealing your first kiss.
  • Kurt: You've got to be kidding me.
  • Ryan: Don't worry. I'm going to introduce you to a handsome, dapper, private school crooner to make it up to you. Oh, and he's gay.
  • Kurt: Great! So can I date him?
  • Ryan: You have to chase him. He prefers the hippie that works at the gap to you. Then he makes out with Rachel.
  • Kurt: Does he ever love me back?
  • Ryan: After your pet dies, yes.
  • Kurt: You killed my pet?!
  • Ryan: Yup. Just like I killed your chances of getting into your dream college. Your application is horrible.
  • Kurt: Why?!
  • Ryan: You try out for the lead in the musical but don't get it because you're "too feminine". A lot of people make fun of you for it and it really gets you down. You run for president to make up for it, but lose to Brittany.
  • Kurt: That's horrible.
  • Ryan: I know. That's probably why you cry all the time.
  • Kurt: At least I have Blaine, though. Right?
  • Ryan: I suppose so. I'm cutting your car make out scene, though. Also the scene where he buys you a Christmas present. And you're going to be the only one in the club without a Valentine this year.
  • Kurt: Jesus, Ryan Murphy. Why don't you just have me get hit by a freaking bus?!
  • Ryan Murphy: Hmm.
  • Kurt: Shit.

“Ryan Murphy reads all the fanfics.”

brittanydoublerainbow:

cyndaquinn:

cracktastic:

I wonder how bad he feels after reading stuff better than his work.

O_O

… Source?

I love that we found Darren Criss (Blaine). You look at Darren Criss, for example. Nine months ago he was obviously established and he was going on auditions and look at him now. He just played opposite Kristen Wiig and Annette Bening [in the movie ‘Imogene’]. He’s going to be the lead in a Broadway show (he’s taking over for star Daniel Radcliffe in ‘How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying’ for three weeks in early 2012). That’s what’s amazing is to find talent like that.
Ryan Murphy (via evarren)