1 month ago on 15 April 2012 @ 8:35pm
# yup

awkward moment when someone’s facebook lists them as a Conservative and you don’t know if they’ve been fraped or not.

1 month ago on 15 April 2012 @ 8:34pm + 5,861 notes
via blainiacs (originally blainiacs)

comprehensionwillfail:

harrypotterybarn:

blainiacs:

agronsy:

blainiacs:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

shut the fuck up

and get in the van.

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Oh.

1 month ago on 13 April 2012 @ 5:55pm + 180,864 notes
via asociopathicdorito (originally dinuguan)
# :)
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“Don’t worry Q, you know we got your back.”

you know what no-one tells you about before you start having sex?

the constant and unyielding fear that, no matter how safe you’ve been, you will become pregnant.

I have never seen this and not laughed, bahahahaaa. Mark, you are just… aghhh, a brilliant human being.

i was just thinking whether i’d rather my cat or my dad died..
like, there’d be longer lasting effects and sadness if my dad died…
but generally on a day to day basis i much prefer the company of my cat.
so.
yeah.

i guess i love my dad more than i love my cat…
and like my cat more that i like my dad..

1 month ago on 8 April 2012 @ 4:09pm
# :D

ngl, jacket potato with cheese and gravy is one of the tastiest, most comforting meals one can possibly eat.

1 month ago on 7 April 2012 @ 3:31pm + 1 note

i’ve just realised that tumblr no longer tells me when i have new messages… i just accidentally clicked on messages and there were a shiiit ton which i’ve never seen nor been notified about… great stuff.

1 month ago on 7 April 2012 @ 3:30pm
Anonymous
you're incredible! :)

:o

thank you! i have no idea why, but that’s so sweet… but who are you?